Join us in Boise, Idaho for the 1st Annual
Zero Mile Instant Gratification Fun Run
Get the glory – skip the sweat!
DATE: September 12, 2026
TIME: Check in begins at 9:30 AM, Race at 11:00 AM
LOCATION: Payette Brewing Company, 733 S Pioneer St, Boise, ID 83702
All proceeds benefit Veterans through the Wyakin Foundation
Thank you to our event sponsor:
© 1999. Reprinted with permission Andrews McMeel.
What is a Zero Mile Fun Run?
Based on a cartoon by Idaho's own Steve Moore, you begin and end at the same time - the start and finish line are one in the same. Absolutely NO running required! Cross the “finish line” the moment you arrive and enjoy instant gratification, not to mention cartoons by world famous cartoonists, food trucks, music, face painting, and post-race massages. This is a celebration of fun, family, friends, and living life at your own pace! All proceeds benefit veterans through the Wyakin Foundation.
All ages and abilities are welcome at this family friendly event!
Featured Cartoonists
This race was founded by a cartoonist, and based on a cartoon. So of course, we've invited these legendary cartoonists for your enjoyment!
Jeff Bacon
Navy Times Broadside Cartoons
Race Founder
Steve Moore
In the Bleachers; Open Season
Original Artist & Inspiration for Instant Gratification Fun Run
Jeff Myers
Rick and Morty; Family Guy
Ed Steckley
Illustrator; Artwork for Rube Golberg comic book series
Cost & Event Highlights
All proceeds benefit Veterans through the Wyakin Foundation
Come have fun for a great cause!
Registration Fee
- ADULTS: $30 bucks for if you sign up before May 31, 2026 ($35 after that)
- KIDS: $10 for kids age 6-12 (free for kids 5 and under)
- FAMILY PLAN 1: One adult and two kids - $40 until May 31. $50 after May 31.
- FAMILY PLAN 2: Two adults and two kids - $70 until May 31. $80 after May 31.
What's Included
- Master of Ceremonies: KIDO Radio’s own Kevin Miller!
- Custom race bibs for all participants
- Tee shirts with registration (register by Aug 1, 2026 to get a tee shirt)
- Finish line photo ops—no sweat required
- Refreshing snacks & drinks
- Music, food trucks, cartoonists and more!
- Commemorative zero-mile ribbons and SWAG!
- Massage tables, sliced fruit, water cups for the racers…just like a real marathon!
Virtual Event
Can't make it to Boise to celebrate with us? Sign up for our virtual event and we'll mail you a tee shirt and your blue ribbon! You've already won!
How to Train
Make sure you work out early and often. Just kidding–no prep necessary!
Celebrate the joy of zero effort—see you at the starting line!
What People Are Saying
I’ve been training for this since the day I born!
My children and grandchildren will be talking about my unstoppable performance in this race for generations to come!
Finally, my friends will appreciate my athletic greatness as they watch me sail across the finish line!
Look at me now, high school jocks!
Don't miss your chance for glory!
